• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Devizes that Time Forgot

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Devizes that Time Forgot

    Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
    I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

    I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

    #2
    I paddled a kayak from Devizes to Westminster, I feel old just thinking about doing that again
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

    Comment


      #3
      midweek poem

      There was a young girl from Devizes,
      Who had knockers of differing sizes
      One tit was was small,
      And of no use at all
      But the other was large and won prizes.

      Comment


        #4
        You'll Never Get a Scrumpy Here
        Now old jolly Jack was a hardworkin' chap,
        And he longed for the chance to be free,
        Stuck a pin in the map as it laid on his lap,
        And he stuck it in gay Paree.
        It were quite by chance that he heard of France,
        'Cos he'd never been away before,
        He was straight off the boat, with his ten-bob note,
        When his heart fell through the floor.


        Chorus: Oh, I'll never get a scrumpy here
        No, I'll never get a nice mild beer
        Give me England every time, my dear
        'Cos you never get surprises livin' in Devizes
        However hard I bloomin' try
        Seems I'll never get a hot meat pie
        In old Somerset's where I'll die
        When I die.....

        So he made his way, in complete dismay,
        Where the folks all goes at night,
        And standing there was a girl so fair,
        Her eyes were shinin' bright
        Put 'is hand in his pocket, and it felt like a rocket,
        Glowin' in his hand like a flame
        So he winked his eye, and she give a cry,
        "Have you chicken?" "No, I'm game!"

        Comment

        Working...
        X