UV fly killer that doubles as a laser printer

[OwlHoot]

Looking for a commercial UV fly zapper that doubles as a UV light source for my herbs and peppers, I came across

INSECT-O-CUTOR Commercial Electric Insect Control 30W UV Fly Zapper

Not sure how much UV light will leak out to help the plants, but amazingly it doubles as a laser printer:

* Mono Laser Printer, Low CPP (2-piece toner cartridge system)
* Print Speed: 7 seconds first sheet
* Resolution: up to 600 x 600 dpi optical print resolution, 1200 x 1200 dpi effective output (enhanced)
* Paper size: A4, 76 x 127mm (3 x 5 inch) to 216 x 356mm (8.5 x 14 inch), (Envelope: Monarch, No10, DL, C5, C6, No9)
* Connection: Hi-Speed USB 2.0, Ethernet 10 / 100 / 1000 Base TX,Dimensions (WxDxH): 418x435x358mm,Duplex Printing,LCD: 4.3,Memory: 256MB,Mono Laser Printer, Low CPP (2-piece toner cartridge system),Operating System Compatibility: WINDOW 2000 / XP (32 / 64b)

What will they think of next?



(It'll be slightly lame if this Amazon page glitch isn't visible to others)

[mudskipper]

I think that page has got a bug...

[Goatfell]

Love the review

8 of 10 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars This 'PRINTER' zaps like a trooper, 15 May 2014
By Christopher Lahabib - See all my reviews

This review is from: INSECT-O-CUTOR Commercial Electric Insect Control 30W UV Fly Zapper (Electronics)
Prints out documents that are so hurtful to bugs they commit hari kiri
Love it.
A true Monty-Python-style surreal product.