It's off !

[Platypus]

No, I won't be getting married and moving to (the country where she lives).

She's been understanding about it, but expressed some disappointment.

Now, let me just check on my pet rabbit ..................

[eek]

until the next all hands meeting....

[barrydidit]

Although I must confess I was enjoying your discomfort. Never mind, how has GF platypus taken it all?

[Platypus]

until the next all hands meeting....

In 30 minutes.

Although I must confess I was enjoying your discomfort

Oh, ta !!

Never mind, how has GF platypus taken it all?

I deny everything

[SimonMac]

No, I won't be getting married and moving to (the country where she lives).

She's been understanding about it, but expressed some disappointment.

Now, let me just check on my pet rabbit ..................

Can we get an abridged version of the longer thread? How did you handle it, did you get your end away before doing the dirty?

[fullyautomatix]

Damn! You got off very easily there. At least we can hope for the pet rabbit to disappear ?

[Pondlife]

<Placeholder for in about 4 weeks when Platypus has to visit her whilst staying away on business in a hotel>

[FatLazyContractor]

The question - Is there still a scope to shag her?

[Platypus]

How did you handle it

In a nutshell, by saying that I hadn't thought through moving countries, now that I have thought it through I can't do it (for good reasons), I was an idiot to suggest it, sorry for being an arse. But worded much better than that. Although that's not the way I was planning to handle it. I was planning to send a sensitive and heartfelt email, but in the end the situation where something had to be said arose sooner than I expected and I was caught on the spot.

Did you get your end away before doing the dirty?

No, but there's always the next team meeting in April

[FatLazyContractor]

and heartfelt email, but in the end the situation where something had to be said arose sooner than I expected and I was caught on the spot.

WTF is it with middle aged men and emails?!

You are not a teenager for SMS or emails, are you?

Can you please hand in your balls to Suity on the way out?