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Platypus
5th March 2015, 13:26
No, I won't be getting married and moving to (the country where she lives).

She's been understanding about it, but expressed some disappointment.

Now, let me just check on my pet rabbit .................. :eek:

eek
5th March 2015, 13:30
:banana: until the next all hands meeting....

barrydidit
5th March 2015, 13:32
:banana:


Although I must confess I was enjoying your discomfort. Never mind, how has GF platypus taken it all?

Platypus
5th March 2015, 13:34
until the next all hands meeting....

In 30 minutes.




Although I must confess I was enjoying your discomfort

Oh, ta !!




Never mind, how has GF platypus taken it all?

I deny everything :glasses

SimonMac
5th March 2015, 13:35
No, I won't be getting married and moving to (the country where she lives).

She's been understanding about it, but expressed some disappointment.

Now, let me just check on my pet rabbit .................. :eek:

Can we get an abridged version of the longer thread? How did you handle it, did you get your end away before doing the dirty?

fullyautomatix
5th March 2015, 13:40
:banana:

Damn! You got off very easily there. At least we can hope for the pet rabbit to disappear ?

Pondlife
5th March 2015, 13:40
<Placeholder for in about 4 weeks when Platypus has to visit her whilst staying away on business in a hotel>

FatLazyContractor
5th March 2015, 13:48
The question - Is there still a scope to shag her?

Platypus
5th March 2015, 13:49
How did you handle it

In a nutshell, by saying that I hadn't thought through moving countries, now that I have thought it through I can't do it (for good reasons), I was an idiot to suggest it, sorry for being an arse. But worded much better than that. Although that's not the way I was planning to handle it. I was planning to send a sensitive and heartfelt email, but in the end the situation where something had to be said arose sooner than I expected and I was caught on the spot.



Did you get your end away before doing the dirty?

No, but there's always the next team meeting in April :wink

FatLazyContractor
5th March 2015, 13:51
and heartfelt email, but in the end the situation where something had to be said arose sooner than I expected and I was caught on the spot.


WTF is it with middle aged men and emails?! :spank:

You are not a teenager for SMS or emails, are you?

Can you please hand in your balls to Suity on the way out? :D

Pondlife
5th March 2015, 13:51
<Placeholder for in about 4 weeks when Platypus has to visit her whilst staying away on business in a hotel>




No, but there's always the next team meeting in April :wink

Called it!

vetran
5th March 2015, 14:04
:banana: until the next all hands on meeting....

FTFY

vetran
5th March 2015, 14:04
Can you please hand in your balls to Suity on the way out? :D

you sure that's a good idea? Suity with balls?

BrilloPad
5th March 2015, 14:05
No, I won't be getting married and moving to (the country where she lives).

She's been understanding about it, but expressed some disappointment.

Now, let me just check on my pet rabbit .................. :eek:

How is her rabbit?

FatLazyContractor
5th March 2015, 14:06
you sure that's a good idea? Suity with balls?

Last heard, he is desperate for some.

vetran
5th March 2015, 14:09
Last heard, he is desperate for some.

they only work if you grow your own!

Platypus
5th March 2015, 14:29
WTF is it with middle aged men and emails?! :spank:

Email means that I can't say anything stupid, which I'm likely to do otherwise :ohwell

No, Suity cannot have my balls. He wouldn't know what to do with them :laugh

FatLazyContractor
5th March 2015, 14:33
Email means that I can't say anything stupid, which I'm likely to do otherwise :ohwell

No, Suity cannot have my balls. He wouldn't know what to do with them :laugh

Fair enough. Put it all behind yourself and go shag her for the sake of completion! :smokin

TheFaQQer
5th March 2015, 15:00
WTF is it with middle aged men and emails?! :spank:

Indeed - everyone knows you should be using kik these days!

Halo Jones
5th March 2015, 15:47
:yay:

FatLazyContractor
5th March 2015, 15:49
:yay:

Still waiting for Mary Poppins and mudskipper .... :tongue

mudskipper
5th March 2015, 16:34
Damn, I already bought a hat.

Platypus
5th March 2015, 17:26
Damn, I already bought a hat.

The Mudskipper ones were out of stock :-(

http://www.partysuperstores.co.uk/img/81217_yellow_fish_hat.jpg

Platypus
5th March 2015, 17:27
Still waiting for Mary Poppins and mudskipper .... :tongue

Well, I am now available once again :tongue

vetran
5th March 2015, 17:41
Well, I am now available once again :tongue

GFP dumped you as the two timing rat you are?







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