When do I get my free Baby?

[vetran]

Jobless mother-of-10 vows to keep having more babies despite cuts to her £30,000-a-year benefits | Daily Mail Online

A jobless mother of ten has vowed to have another baby and boost her income after some of her benefits were cut.

Iona Heaton, 44, who rakes in tens of thousands of pounds a year in state handouts, is hoping to add to her burgeoning family with a baby girl and says she will demand fertility treatment on the NHS if she has any problems conceiving.

Miss Heaton, who had her eldest child when she was aged 19 and has never worked, made the decision after the family’s benefit bill of £30,000 was reduced.

[CloudWalker]

Shes not a mother, shes a production line!

[Pogle]

She'd be a hero in Russia

[SimonMac]

Whats the difference with her using the system legitimately then us doing the same every time we take a dividend rather than paying full PAYE and NI on our earnings.

Hate the game not the player

[Uncle Albert]

She'd be a hero in Russia

Good point. Let's all chip in to send her there.

[PerfectStorm]

Whats the difference with her using the system legitimately then us doing the same every time we take a dividend rather than paying full PAYE and NI on our earnings.

Hate the game not the player

Wait for the "what do you mean, I'm a business?" responses from the usual suspects.

[vetran]

Whats the difference with her using the system legitimately then us doing the same every time we take a dividend rather than paying full PAYE and NI on our earnings.

Hate the game not the player

have you heard the expression two wrongs don't make a right?

both need fixing, however a contractor avoiding £5-10k of NI but paying probably £20-30k tax against a baby farm receiving £30K which do you fix first?

the numbers are about the same.

[SimonMac]

have you heard the expression two wrongs don't make a right?

both need fixing, however a contractor avoiding £5-10k of NI but paying probably £20-30k tax against a baby farm receiving £30K which do you fix first?

the numbers are about the same.

What if one of her kids stops world hunger, or cures cancer, £30k would seem cheap

[TykeMerc]

What if one of her kids stops world hunger, or cures cancer, £30k would seem cheap

It's possible, but since her two eldest daughters are already in the baby production business it's fairly improbable.

On balance it's more likely that most if not all of her offspring will follow along a similar behaviour path.

[original PM]

What if one of her kids stops world hunger, or cures cancer, £30k would seem cheap

They are more likely to turn to a life of petty crime.

Also it is not the same as being a contractor at all. She is using those kids as a means of income.