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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post"Liam was advised to dress as James Bond, but he was promiscuous and a murderer," she said.
He was licensed to kill.
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She said it was deemed "appropriate for a teacher to dress up as a serial killer" and "acceptable for kids to dress up as people that kill others" and "come in with [toy] guns".
"Liam was advised to dress as James Bond, but he was promiscuous and a murderer," she said.
"Personally, I'm more offended by a murderer."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I had no idea who Christian Grey wasI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostI had no idea who Christian Grey wasAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My missus hasn't read it, but then she only reads trash sci-fi not bonkbusters
And if she wanted to read that kind of kinky book, the story of O does it so much better, or she'd just watch Secretary as she fancies the SpaderSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View Postblimey a woman who hasn't read fifty shades of flay!I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostMy missus hasn't read it, but then she only reads trash sci-fi not bonkbusters
And if she wanted to read that kind of kinky book, the story of O does it so much better, or she'd just watch Secretary as she fancies the Spader
so you get to watch Stargate the movie in full HD with the sound up?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by vetran View PostMaggie, Maggie , Maggie!
so you get to watch Stargate the movie in full HD with the sound up?
And with the nearest neighbours being about 30 foot away each side, as loud as we can get away with without the cats complainingSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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