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    Manflu

    Its official - I have manflu. I have made sure my will is up to date. And PMed administrator the sort of smilie I want when I die.

    What else should I be doing?

    #2
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What else should I be doing?
    Having a lemsip, a wank and manning the **** up.

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      #3
      Blame it on the Green Party, you were thinking about their policies and mysteriously developed manflu

      It worked for Natalie Bennett
      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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        #4
        Go into work and infest the permies.

        Careful it might turn into a full blown case of manbola....
        And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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          #5
          Originally posted by b0redom View Post
          Go into work and infest the permies.

          Careful it might turn into a full blown case of manbola....
          manflubola

          I am infecting German permies
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Originally posted by b0redom View Post
            Go into work and infest the permies.

            Careful it might turn into a full blown case of manbola....
            Are you new around here ?

            Of course he is at his work !!!

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Its official - I have manflu. I have made sure my will is up to date. And PMed administrator the sort of smilie I want when I die.

              What else should I be doing?
              Have you tried pulling your eyelids down and then blowing your brains out?
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Its official - I have manflu. I have made sure my will is up to date. And PMed administrator the sort of smilie I want when I die.

                What else should I be doing?
                Find a room with Suity?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by tarbera View Post
                  Are you new around here ?

                  Of course he is at his work !!!
                  Are you new round here? I have been a permie since 2009 after 21 years contracting. I stay here due to S58, annoying cokak/admin and lack of being able to find the exit.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                    Find a room with Suity?
                    That was what give me manflu in the first place.

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