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    Adolph V2'ed German cities

    Some classic "reporting" here from The Soaraway Sun (good for wiping your arse on).

    http://swns.com/news/highly-classifi...ractice-65093/

    The bestest bit is

    However, it is widely regarded if the Nazis has developed the rockets sooner they may have won the race to develop the atomic bomb and thus gone on to have won the war.
    That must a really really big non sequitur.

    Dear old Wernher got the damn thing working as quickly as possible and Heisenberg (say my name) more or less sabotaged the German atomic bomb project.


    It sounds like total bollux to me.

    Fatman weighed in an impressive 10000 lbs or so, the warhead on the V2 was about 1 tonne, so that ain't gonna fly.

    “The V2 was the first real ballistic missile. Its effects were devastating.

    “Had Hitler been successful in developing the technology of the atomic bomb then he would have had the capability of firing it long distances.
    Worlds of If.

    If the V2 had been capable of carrying an early, unminiaturised nuke, maybe.

    But it wasn't.

    Minaturised nukes didn't come along until the 1950s.

    Plus the Germans didn't have a heavy bomber capable of carrying something like Fatman.

    It was a choice of the Lancaster or the B29 for that.

    They were launched vertically and could travel at 3,500mph to hit targets more than 500 miles away, making it the world’s first long-range combat-ballistic missile.
    More bollox.

    260km range.

    Another piece of classic reportage from The Soaraway Sun.

    Even worse than the toss produced by the Wail.



    Allegedly a V1 (same 1 tonne warhead) cost £125 (1945) to make, whilst the V2 (1 tonne warhead) cost something like £12000 to make.

    We should all thank dear old Wernher for wasting all that money.

    Stunning engineering, but essentially a waste of time & resources.

    The other thing to remember that had VE day not happened in May, Berlin would have received Little Boy in August 1945 instead of Hiroshima.

    The really impressive thing about the "accuracy" of the V2 is that the attack on Lowestoft wasn't detected at the time.

    It was only when the fall of shot was plotted after the end of hostilities that it was discovered.

    They saying "I aimed for the stars & sometimes hit London" is more accurate than you might think. (And a damn sight more accurate than the V2).

    It's obviously a damn sight more accurate than what passes for journalism in The Soaraway Sun.

    This is quite fun, especially after the Eyetalian clown turns up.

    V2 Rocket Warheads - Axis History Forum

    He's really Off Planet.

    IIRC I sold him a ZeitGhost Enterprises(tm) Tin Foil Hat.
    Last edited by zeitghost; 8 June 2017, 08:30.

    #2
    Why would the Nazis use German cities, when they could test it on Polish or Dutch or French cities?

    Sounds like bollox to me.

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      #3
      I read this in the Mirror last night...

      it was mainly cities in Pomerania - I think that's what it said anyway?

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        #4
        At least the Nazi cows story was true
        Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

        No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Sun autocorrect
          The warheads were launched during the closing months of the war as Britain advanced closer to victory and were considered Hitler’s last role of the dice.
          roll


          Utterly shocking. And counterfactual horsetulip too.

          Originally posted by the bloke from chiswick auctions
          The V2 was the first truly ballistic missile which might have brought victory to Hitler had he won the race to develop the atomic bomb in 1945.
          Yeah right, the allies would have thrown in the towel in 1945 when they were already on German territory. Before Stalingrad maybe...

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Why would the Nazis use German cities, when they could test it on Polish or Dutch or French cities?

            Sounds like bollox to me.
            (a) Possibly to maintain popular support against the evil allies, supposedly lobbing rockets into German cities

            or (b) if the cities had already been flattened by allied bombing and largely abandoned it would have made little difference

            or (c) to allow easy and secure access to assess the accuracy of the things and the damage they caused

            or (d) not much alternative as the V2 had only a 200 mile range, which sounds a lot but isn't that far from a remote launch site on the German coast.

            But that said, it sounds like bollux to me too.
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              #7
              I think they sent 2000 of these over and they killed 4000?

              Wonders of the age technologically but complete boondoggles.

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                #8
                The V2 factories they had in that mine were truly horrific.

                von Braun got away with complete murder thanks to the Americans.

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                  #9
                  Also by this time so many German agents had been turned and were feeding back deliberately false data re the V weapons strike success, or many more might have hit populous areas.

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                    #10
                    There was also a V3 too wasn't there? Basically a massive gun...

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