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mudskipper
14th March 2015, 22:23
British Airways flight diverted after 'smelly poo' left in toilet - Mirror Online (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/british-airways-flight-diverted-after-5332721)


A British Airways flight was forced to return to England because of a 'smelly poo' left in a toilet.

Impressive! Who was it?

suityou01
15th March 2015, 07:40
British Airways flight diverted after 'smelly poo' left in toilet - Mirror Online (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/british-airways-flight-diverted-after-5332721)



Impressive! Who was it?

Not guilty. Although I shall stop the Sunday night curries just in case I accidentally abort a flight on Mondays. :eek:

FatLazyContractor
15th March 2015, 09:35
It can't be Suity. He normally takes an enema before a flight so that he can fit himself into a suitcase. So full of shit, the man is!

HTH

DaveB
15th March 2015, 10:16
Hmm, wonder if I can get KLM to change out flights for Grub Club. Being on the same plane as SimonMac might not be such a good idea.

minestrone
15th March 2015, 11:14
I flew flyglobespan once to Rome, when they switched on the air con 10 minutes before take off there was the most overwhelming stink of shite, like Bernard Manning just farted in your face strength. There must have been some dodgy connection between the air con ducts and the crap tanks.

7 days later the return flight was the same, presumably the same plane and nobody had bothered fixing the fault.

I think they got banned from transatlantic flights in the end due to their planes having such a poor maintenance record then the company got liquidated.

barrydidit
15th March 2015, 14:53
Sometimes you know exactly what you're gonna get

http://www.tulipcityair.com/

mudskipper
17th March 2015, 13:33
Sounds like they're missing a trick

The number 2: Britain's first 'poo bus' runs on your toilet waste - Mirror Online (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/number-2-britains-first-poo-5338555)

vetran
17th March 2015, 13:40
much pee pee plenty cheapness


Jet Airways cabin flooded by 'foul urine-like' liquid on flight from Delhi to London | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2997205/Plane-cabin-flooded-foul-urine-like-liquid-toilets-sinks-overflow-Jet-Airways-flight-Delhi-London.html)



Onboard the 'flight from hell': Grim pictures show cabin flooded by 'foul urine-like' liquid after bathrooms overflowed forcing Jet Airways plane to abandon flight from Delhi to London
Passengers, including infant children, endured the pungent smell for hours
Amrita Jaurre snapped photos as water flowed into the aisles and rows
Cabin crew tried to contain the mess by piling newspapers on the floor
Passengers used articles of clothing to try to mask the foul odour
Ms Jaurre, 27, said she suffered a headache and became nauseous

SueEllen
17th March 2015, 13:59
much pee pee plenty cheapness


Jet Airways cabin flooded by 'foul urine-like' liquid on flight from Delhi to London | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2997205/Plane-cabin-flooded-foul-urine-like-liquid-toilets-sinks-overflow-Jet-Airways-flight-Delhi-London.html)

There was a program on last year about BA following different members of staff.

The cleaners stated they didn't like cleaning planes that had just come from India....

GlenW
17th March 2015, 14:06
There was a program on last year about BA following different members of staff.

The cleaners stated they didn't like cleaning planes that had just come from India....
'cos they won't sit on the seats, there's got to be a market for videos about this, I'd be fascinated to see how they do it.

alluvial
17th March 2015, 14:13
'cos they won't sit on the seats, there's got to be a market for videos about this, I'd be fascinated to see how they do it.

How to use an Indian toilet. (http://www.chowrangi.pk/how-to-use-an-indian-toilet-if-you-can-find-one.html)

GlenW
17th March 2015, 14:15
How to use an Indian toilet. (http://www.chowrangi.pk/how-to-use-an-indian-toilet-if-you-can-find-one.html)
I wish I hadn't clicked that link, there are quite a few bobs at Client Co and I've now got visions I don't like.

alluvial
17th March 2015, 14:16
I wish I hadn't clicked that link, there are quite a few bobs at Client Co and I've now got visions I don't like.

Well you did ask for a video.

MicrosoftBob
17th March 2015, 14:22
much pee pee plenty cheapness


Jet Airways cabin flooded by 'foul urine-like' liquid on flight from Delhi to London | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-2997205/Plane-cabin-flooded-foul-urine-like-liquid-toilets-sinks-overflow-Jet-Airways-flight-Delhi-London.html)

Sounds like a Uni I worked at where every week there was rivers of urine flowing down the stairs from the loo, broken loo seats, and even broken sinks where students tried to clamber onto the sinks to wash their feet

vetran
17th March 2015, 14:23
Sounds like a Uni I worked at where every week there was rivers of urine flowing down the stairs from the loo, broken loo seats, and even broken sinks where students tried to clamber onto the sinks to wash their feet

or any train out of London late on Friday night.