Outrageous Spending on Curtain Dry Cleaning in Judges Chambers. Heads Roll.

**barrydidit** · 17 March 2015, 11:04

Originally posted by bob marley

Who are you to judge the life I live?
I know I'm not perfect
-and I don't live to be-
but before you start pointing fingers...
make sure you hands are clean!”

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**ZARDOZ** · 17 March 2015, 11:12

Having reviewed the evidence I sentence this Monkey to a good spanking.

**pjclarke** · 17 March 2015, 11:15

**FatLazyContractor** · 17 March 2015, 11:19

What's wrong with that? They are human!

**FatLazyContractor** · 17 March 2015, 11:20

You don't want a sexually frustrated Judge to dish out his judgement on you, do you?

**MicrosoftBob** · 17 March 2015, 11:40

I thought judges would be too busy with underage rent boys to be looking at pornography at work

**pjclarke** · 17 March 2015, 11:42

Its Health and Safety. If m'lud's palms are slippy, the gavel may fly out of his hand and cause someone a nasty injury.

**GlenW** · 17 March 2015, 12:06

Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post

I thought judges would be too busy with underage rent boys to be looking at pornography at work

No Silly, that's cabinet ministers.

**SueEllen** · 17 March 2015, 13:50

Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post

I thought judges would be too busy with underage rent boys to be looking at pornography at work

The spokesman added that the Lord Chancellor and Lord Chief Justice were "satisfied that the material did not include images of children or any other illegal content".

linky

Outrageous Spending on Curtain Dry Cleaning in Judges Chambers. Heads Roll.