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pjclarke
17th March 2015, 11:00
Three judges removed and a fourth resigns for viewing pornography at work | Law | The Guardian (http://www.theguardian.com/law/2015/mar/17/three-judges-removed-and-a-fourth-resigns-for-viewing-pornography-at-work)

barrydidit
17th March 2015, 11:04
Who are you to judge the life I live?
I know I'm not perfect
-and I don't live to be-
but before you start pointing fingers...
make sure you hands are clean!”


...

ZARDOZ
17th March 2015, 11:12
Having reviewed the evidence I sentence this Monkey to a good spanking.

pjclarke
17th March 2015, 11:15
http://msmousecleanshouse.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/fun_here-come-da-judge_blk-mal.jpg

FatLazyContractor
17th March 2015, 11:19
What's wrong with that? They are human!

:cool:

FatLazyContractor
17th March 2015, 11:20
You don't want a sexually frustrated Judge to dish out his judgement on you, do you? :smokin

MicrosoftBob
17th March 2015, 11:40
I thought judges would be too busy with underage rent boys to be looking at pornography at work

pjclarke
17th March 2015, 11:42
Its Health and Safety. If m'lud's palms are slippy, the gavel may fly out of his hand and cause someone a nasty injury.

GlenW
17th March 2015, 12:06
I thought judges would be too busy with underage rent boys to be looking at pornography at work
No Silly, that's cabinet ministers.

SueEllen
17th March 2015, 13:50
I thought judges would be too busy with underage rent boys to be looking at pornography at work



The spokesman added that the Lord Chancellor and Lord Chief Justice were "satisfied that the material did not include images of children or any other illegal content".


linky (http://news.sky.com/story/1446671/three-judges-fired-for-watching-porn-at-work)

tractor
17th March 2015, 14:22
The spokesman added that the Lord Chancellor and Lord Chief Justice were "satisfied that the material did not include images of children or any other illegal content".
linky

linky (http://news.sky.com/story/1446671/three-judges-fired-for-watching-porn-at-work)

I'll bet they were. I hope they weren't watching the evidence together.

barrydidit
17th March 2015, 14:36
or any other illegal content

Given the new draconian pron laws, wtf had they managed to find that was a) pron and b) not illegal?

vetran
17th March 2015, 14:46
Given the new draconian pron laws, wtf had they managed to find that was a) pron and b) not illegal?

not been the same since they outlawed that classic 'A Fistful of hookers' or 'for a few holes more'

(surprisingly enough there aren't porn films called this maybe I have launched a new Genre Spaghetti porn)

MicrosoftBob
17th March 2015, 14:49
Have they done The Good, The Bad and The Goatse ?

OwlHoot
17th March 2015, 15:10
This peremptory sacking doesn't sound constitutional, and sets a bad precedent.

I thought a judge could be sacked only after being "named" in both the House of Commons and the House of Lords, which involves votes.

Before you know it, judges will be sacked or demoted for merely expressing skepticism or criticism of trendy political dogmas, and the so-called independence of the judiciary will become simply empty words.

GlenW
17th March 2015, 15:18
This peremptory sacking doesn't sound constitutional, and sets a bad precedent.

I thought a judge could be sacked only after being "named" in both the House of Commons and the House of Lords, which involves votes.

Before you know it, judges will be sacked or demoted for merely expressing skepticism or criticism of trendy political dogmas, and the so-called independence of the judiciary will become simply empty words.
I think you are confusing being sacked as judges with losing their posts. These three normal, hot-blooded, blokes are still judges they just don't have anywhere to do their judging.

barrydidit
17th March 2015, 15:29
I think you are confusing being sacked as judges with losing their posts. These three normal, hot-blooded, blokes are still judges they just don't have anywhere to do their judging.

Like a MOO clause? There are contractor judges? I could do that, I even have a black hanky to wear for sentencing miscreants. :smokin

OwlHoot
17th March 2015, 15:31
I think you are confusing being sacked as judges with losing their posts. These three normal, hot-blooded, blokes are still judges they just don't have anywhere to do their judging.

Quoting the BBC article titled 2015-03-17 Judges sacked for watching porn (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31920906) :



District Judge Timothy Bowles, Immigration Judge Warren Grant and Deputy District Judge and Recorder Peter Bullock have been removed from office.


Like the BBC, I was using the word "sacked" to mean "being removed from office".

GlenW
17th March 2015, 15:36
Quoting the BBC article titled 2015-03-17 Judges sacked for watching porn (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31920906) :



Like the BBC, I was using the word "sacked" to mean "being removed from office".
This means that they will all be able to participate in any new paedophile enquiries. There's lucky.

EternalOptimist
17th March 2015, 16:34
OMG, they're (http://in.reuters.com/article/2015/02/24/climatechange-pachauri-idINKBN0LS0Z420150224) all at it

original PM
17th March 2015, 16:38
shock horror men like to jack off over porn and chase women half our age inappropriately

who knew!

:rolleyes:

EternalOptimist
17th March 2015, 16:49
shock horror men like to jack off over porn and chase women half our age inappropriately

who knew!

:rolleyes:

what type of man has a tug whilst wearing a wig, frock and big gold chains ???

I'll let you be the judge

original PM
17th March 2015, 16:57
what type of man has a tug whilst wearing a wig, frock and big gold chains ???

I'll let you be the judge

Thanks which role are you gonna play? rent boy!

:)