Children claiming benefits !?!

[FatLazyContractor]

Child benefits/born before the father became British. : Claiming Benefits • Immigrationboards.com

I would like to ask if my child can claim benefit if he was born abroad one month before I became British?

Can someone kindly shoot me in my balls?

Regards.

[SimonMac]

Child benefits/born before the father became British. : Claiming Benefits • Immigrationboards.com



Can someone kindly shoot me in my balls?

Regards.

Why?

I am sure there is a similar forum online for natives to exploit the rules as much as possible

[FatLazyContractor]

Why?

I am sure there is a similar forum online for natives to exploit the rules as much as possible

sarchasm

the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it

[northernladuk]

Didn't someone say immigrants bring more to the economy than take out of it. That forum doesn't really help back that argument up does it.

Now where did I put my blood pressure tablets??

[FatLazyContractor]

Now where did I put my blood pressure tablets??

Ask the Mrs.

[northernladuk]

Ask the Mrs.

Ah yes, they are in the cabinet with all the other medicines. No wonder I couldn't find the buggers

[pjclarke]

Didn't someone say immigrants bring more to the economy than take out of it

Yeah, the Sun. Well, Kelvin anyway ...

In recent years, I’ve become aware of how language demeans settled minorities and incomers. They are not a disease or rats bringing pestilence. How do they feel, those working hard, doing their best? OK, we are a small island that has to control numbers. I don’t think newcomers should get benefits and free health service for the first six months, except in real emergencies. Asians and black people or eastern Europeans aren’t all angels. Nor are white people. There’s good and bad in everyone.

I have looked at the research, the cost-benefits tables. They confirm that migration contributes to this nation. But bigots are like those three monkeys – they don’t see, hear or speak facts. Our country would shut down without minorities. Who would run our shops, our hotels, our fashion stores. Drive our white vans, run our restaurants. The Poles who used to clean and build for us now run their own companies.

Kelvin Sez.

[vetran]

Didn't someone say immigrants bring more to the economy than take out of it. That forum doesn't really help back that argument up does it.

That's because they combine the fortunes of the ex KGB officers who stole the Russian Oil industry or Rich Chinese tat makers with the poor Eastern European who cleans the office for minimum wage. Disclaimer before the mods start getting upset I'm sure there are some eastern European rich list candidates.

[MarillionFan]

Child benefits/born before the father became British. : Claiming Benefits • Immigrationboards.com



Can someone kindly shoot me in my balls?

Regards.

Isn't that how you became dickless?

[stek]

And in other news ILR (i.e. permanent residence) has now gone up to £1500 and Citizenship to £1000......

Of course if you have a qualifying child (i.e. you've had a kid with a Brit/ILR holder for visa purposes) you can it all for free, albeit a ten year path.....