f8cking useless contractors

[Mailman]

Some f8cker has been hoarding stuff and not telling anyone, thus putting the delivery of a very important project of mine at risk. Things came to a head today when he sent out a poorly written communication to the business that just made everything else worse.

End result, had the f9ckers contract terminated and marched off the premises.

Ah the power I tell you...the power!

Mailman

[DimPrawn]

You are an evil selfish power hungry bastard Mailman. You have no morals and you don't care about people.

Have you considered becoming an MP?

[oraclesmith]

He'll be on here tomorrow, mark my words.


"Help. My contract has just been terminated by my useless line manager, who has been trying to get me fired for the last three weeks because I once wore my jeans to work........"

[AtW]

Mailman have you thought of this possibility: that this this button-down selfish person might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers?

[oraclesmith]

Not Helios is it ? I mean, he's probably got a whole smorgsbord of weaponry in his bedsit.

[Andyw]

Some f8cker has been hoarding stuff and not telling anyone, thus putting the delivery of a very important project of mine at risk. Things came to a head today when he sent out a poorly written communication to the business that just made everything else worse.

End result, had the f9ckers contract terminated and marched off the premises.

Ah the power I tell you...the power!

Mailman

Take it you had to beg your manager to get rid of him !

[Troll]

Some f8cker has been hoarding stuff and not telling anyone, thus putting the delivery of a very important project of mine at risk. Things came to a head today when he sent out a poorly written communication to the business that just made everything else worse.

End result, had the f9ckers contract terminated and marched off the premises.

Ah the power I tell you...the power!

Mailman

So you now have a vacancy....what's the role/rate/location?

[Andyw]

Code cruncher/tea boy, London, £21ph

[Torran]

Some f8cker has been hoarding stuff and not telling anyone, thus putting the delivery of a very important project of mine at risk. Things came to a head today when he sent out a poorly written communication to the business that just made everything else worse.

End result, had the f9ckers contract terminated and marched off the premises.

Ah the power I tell you...the power!

Mailman

sounds like p*ss poor project management to me. Ah you'll learn from your mistakes Mailman

[boredsenseless]

sounds like p*ss poor project management to me. Ah you'll learn from your mistakes Mailman

Have to agree if you were any good as a PM you'd have spotted the issue ages ago before it became an issue to a delivery.

Ah the power ... usually come with a distinct degradation in skills