Contract spam

[expat]

I thought I had got used to being spammed with contract opportunities that bore no relation to my CV, but I got one that topped the lot: locum doctor in Aberdeenshire.

Out of spite I applied for it: they spam me, I spam them. I seriously hope I don't get this one.

[OwlHoot]

Out of spite I applied for it: they spam me, I spam them. I seriously hope I don't get this one.

Why not? You'll be fine as long as you can go two or three days without sleep and not make too many mistakes.

[TykeMerc]

I thought I had got used to being spammed with contract opportunities that bore no relation to my CV, but I got one that topped the lot: locum doctor in Aberdeenshire.

Out of spite I applied for it: they spam me, I spam them. I seriously hope I don't get this one.

I've had a variety of utterly unsuitable roles, locations and of course permy spam, but never a locum medic in Northern Jockland, best of luck with the new career path

[Batcher]

I get quite a few for medical based contracts. It must be a keyword they use that is the same as used in IT.

[SantaClaus]

I thought I had got used to being spammed with contract opportunities that bore no relation to my CV, but I got one that topped the lot: locum doctor in Aberdeenshire.

Out of spite I applied for it: they spam me, I spam them. I seriously hope I don't get this one.

It's an easy job. Toss a coin and write a prescription for tranquilisers/the pill/antibiotics/steroids.

[FatLazyContractor]

I get quite a few for medical based contracts. It must be a keyword they use that is the same as used in IT.

Guess the words Scotland/Scottish on your CV translate to 'Snake oil' on the crook's dB ?!

[Batcher]

Guess the words Scotland/Scottish on your CV translate to 'Snake oil' on the crook's dB ?!

Don't think so. It's on my CV that I did work as a snake oil salesman once so maybe that's it