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Why BLT will never fail in the UK

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    Why BLT will never fail in the UK

    The key main ingredients can all be locally sourced, no importation required.

    If you really wanted, you could even grow your own lettuce and tomato easily enough, although keeping and slaughtering pigs can be too much work, so you're probably better off just buying decent bacon.

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    I think the continued Islamification of the UK will kill off BLT, or at least kill off those breaking Sharia law.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
      The key main ingredients can all be locally sourced, no importation required.

      If you really wanted, you could even grow your own lettuce and tomato easily enough, although keeping and slaughtering pigs can be too much work, so you're probably better off just buying decent bacon.
      Wrong!

      With UK on it's way to becoming an Islamic republic of United Kingdom, bacon may not be available.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
        The key main ingredients can all be locally sourced, no importation required.

        If you really wanted, you could even grow your own lettuce and tomato easily enough, although keeping and slaughtering pigs can be too much work, so you're probably better off just buying decent bacon.
        Keeping and slaughtering the pigs is probably a step too far, but there is nothing stoppping you making your own Bacon.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          I think the continued Islamification of the UK will kill off BLT, or at least kill off those breaking Sharia law.
          Like minds and all that tulip

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            #6
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            Like minds and all that tulip
            A Fools' parade, more like.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              A Fools' parade, more like.
              This thread is not about Labour voters.

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                #8
                Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                This thread is not about Labour voters.
                But it is full of UKIP ones.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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