Friday caption competition

**ASB** · 24 April 2015, 06:41

The new line in gay sex dolls is expected to be overstocked in may.

**NotAllThere** · 24 April 2015, 06:47

I'm this big a tit.

**tarbera** · 24 April 2015, 06:50

nicola sturgeon tits are like this

**barrydidit** · 24 April 2015, 07:10

Will someone show me how to do that two finger trekkie thingy ready for May the Fourth? I'm going after the nerd vote.

**tractor** · 24 April 2015, 07:14

.....

We will never let that Jock oil slip through our fingers......

**DaveB** · 24 April 2015, 08:17

In light of the recent ban on clapping, we have decided to use Jizz Hands instead.

**vetran** · 24 April 2015, 08:21

George says you can count better if you take your socks off as well.

**suityou01** · 24 April 2015, 08:30

Ed : You see, simple jedi mind control trick. Now, shall I make him do the

sign?
Nick : Yes, do it. Do it now.

**MercladUK** · 24 April 2015, 08:34

Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I'll be with you in a minute, just got to dry my nails.

That's right £10billion pounds of the Welfare Budget cuts which includes disabled and carers.

or

Yes, we really (stifling laughter) promised to cut immigration to 10s of thousands and they believed us

Friday caption competition