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    Pair Programming

    The prospect of Pair Programming, an agile software technique, can be greeted by developers with disdain due to unpleasant qualities of the potential partner (including looks, dress sense, grooming, manners, attitude and personal habits).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PHH-T41VdY

    Norwegian Iris Classon, 28, a Norwegian living in Sweden, ex personal trainer and .Net developer
    Some associated Youtube comments..
    "lol, in my 20 years of developer career, I've never met a hot chick like her, being a developer."
    "Wow, hot b****!"
    "shes hot as f***"
    "the hottest developer ever"
    ""HOLY CRAP! THEY DO EXIST!!! PRETTY PROGRAMMER GIRLS! BUT THIS GODDESS IS A BOMB!!!"

    #2
    And another one -


    "this reminds me some pron interview.."

    I've absolutely no idea what this means...

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      #3
      Current client has put the PMO in middle of IT guys

      Guys come for interviews, see some sexy women, they say hell yes when can I start, turn up and find sexy girls are PMO and ignore the nerds

      But hey, the look good when they walk past

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        #4
        Oh yes.

        I would probably get paired with some SNP/Green 18 stone lesbian who get her jazz hands out when I suggested putting some triggers in the sql database.
        but to fair, she would get me
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Unfortunately she seems a bit broken right now:

          I might as well be honest. And I swear I didn

          Apparently she's been found and is in hospital.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
            Unfortunately she seems a bit broken right now:

            I might as well be honest. And I swear I didn

            Apparently she's been found and is in hospital.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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