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    RIP Orville The Bird

    Keith Harris dead at 67: ventriloquist who gave the world Orville The Duck, dies of cancer | Metro News

    #2
    Q - What did Orville say when Keith Harris died ?

    A - F**k all.
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #3
      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
      Q - What did Orville say when Keith Harris died ?

      A - F**k all.
      Very good Im giving Sickipedia some time to update.

      Noted Also, Orville was a Duck, not a bird. My typo

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        #4
        I thought he'd died falling off the roof adjusting his aerial.

        Isn't a duck a bird anyway?

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          #5
          I wish I could fly, right up to the sky.

          Now maybe he can.
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            #6
            Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
            I thought he'd died falling off the roof adjusting his aerial.

            Isn't a duck a bird anyway?
            That was Rod Hull you tit

            He had an emu, which is also a type of bird. Common theme emerging here now.....
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #7
              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              I thought he'd died falling off the roof adjusting his aerial.
              That was Emu, Rod Hull :P

              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              Isn't a duck a bird anyway?
              Probably, but I know some of you lot can be picky :P

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                #8
                Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                I thought he'd died falling off the roof adjusting his aerial.
                That's Rod Hull.

                His funeral was lovely, but the reception afterwards was lousy.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  That was Rod Hull you tit

                  He had an emu, which is also a type of bird. Common theme emerging here now.....
                  Oh right. Orville-y sad news though.



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                    #10
                    Now that he's dead, all the sex allegations will come out.
                    I wouldn't be surprised to find he'd shoved his hand up some young birds @rse
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