Scottish rive police on patrol

[scooterscot]

Was only a matter of time. Well, there'll be an import tax... no freebies.

Scottish river police have already intercepted 500 english migrants attempting to cross the tempestuous River Tweed, in overloaded and ramshackle craft.

Chief Inspector Mc Tartan informed this reporter "This is the beginning of a whole new humanitarian crisis for Scotland. Who will take care of these pieces of human flotsam? Who will pay for all the blankets and mars bars? Not us, Jimmy."

The UN are holding an emergency summit in Barbados to discuss how best to handle the immigration crisis.

Meanwhile those who survive the perilous crossing are being detained at a tent village just outside Kelso, while their applications for asylum are processed.

[cojak]

And since there's no source reference we can only imagine that this is a product of your imagination...

[eek]

And since there's no source reference we can only imagine that this is a product of your imagination...

I think the clue was in the quote

Chief Inspector Mc Tartan informed this reporter "This is the beginning of a whole new humanitarian crisis for Scotland. Who will take care of these pieces of human flotsam? Who will pay for all the blankets and mars bars? Not us, Jimmy."

The article even has the wrong stereotypes. Its not mars bars unless deep fried... Surely it should be Tunnock's caramel wafers..

Sadly pooper left Scotland so long ago even his crap stereotypes are utterly out of date

[stek]

Isn't 'Rive' French?

[SimonMac]

Was only a matter of time. Well, there'll be an import tax... no freebies.

Least the one in red has suitable flotation devices for the trip

[SimonMac]

And since there's no source reference we can only imagine that this is a product of your imagination...

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[BrilloPad]

More likely the carrot topped workshysters are trying to enter England.

Not that they need buoyuancy devices. They are fat enough to float on their own.

[FatLazyContractor]

Scooterscot - Was that meant to be funny?

Even I can do better, you pr!ck

[FatLazyContractor]

And oh by the way, looking at those ugly women, I think they are scottish and are sailing towards America.

HTH the lady in red though

[scooterscot]

And since there's no source reference we can only imagine that this is a product of your imagination...

Liberal Britons Deciding Whether To Flee To Scotland Or Brighton After General Election Results