Help, I've got water in me gas

[EternalOptimist]

Apparently there has been water leaking into the gas pipes around here, which explains why my cooker was f@rting at me when I did the poached eggs on toast this morning.
Is it dangerous and will I have to pay extra ?

[FatLazyContractor]

A simple google search -> this

[GlenW]

a simple google search -> this

diy?????
Yancotbac

[GlenW]

d.i.y.?????
Yancotbac

WTF?
What happened to the capital letters?

[FatLazyContractor]

diy?????
Yancotbac

Some of us have better places to spend our hard earned money mate

[GlenW]

Some of us have better places to spend our hard earned money mate

Like B&Q?

[EternalOptimist]

Could be worse:

Fracking will bring this experience to you soon.

^What am I thinking? Put that light out!

hang on
if I get water in me gas and gas in me water
what else do I get coming out of me plug 'ole

[FatLazyContractor]

Like B&Q?

It is all DIY these days, if you see what I mean

[FatLazyContractor]

hang on
if I get water in me gas and gas in me water
what else do I get coming out of me plug 'ole

Farts?

[GlenW]

hang on
if I get water in me gas and gas in me water
what else do I get coming out of me plug 'ole

You'll fart and piss yourself at the same time!