Don't understand the joke....

[TestMangler]

I was out getting some lunch earlier and this attractive young woman in a red jacket stopped me in the street and started telling me this really long complicated joke about child abuse, rape, incest, starvation and suffering. It went on so long I kinda lost concentration until the punchline, which was something about "£3 a month by direct debit".

Didn't have the heart to tell her I didn't get it, so can anyone explain it ?

[fullyautomatix]

Well known scam involving pretty girls who get a massive commission out of any "charity donation". I was once caught out by one with a cleavage that I had to pretend to listen to her while looking at her boobs.

Anyway, she finally said get your card out and I gave her the card but the catch was that I had to reply to a SMS message in order for payment to go through and my phone lost signal at that point. I said I will do later when I get a signal and never bothered. Whew !

[barrydidit]

I was out getting some lunch earlier and this attractive young woman in a red jacket stopped me in the street and started telling me this really long complicated joke about child abuse, rape, incest, starvation and suffering. It went on so long I kinda lost concentration until the punchline, which was something about "£3 a month by direct debit".

Didn't have the heart to tell her I didn't get it, so can anyone explain it ?

They have chuggers on Bute now?

Or have you escaped to the mainland for the day?

[BrilloPad]

I was out getting some lunch earlier and this attractive young woman in a red jacket stopped me in the street

Why did you stop?

[d000hg]

Why is her jacket worthy of mention?

[MarillionFan]

I was out getting some lunch earlier and this attractive young woman in a red jacket stopped me in the street and started telling me this really long complicated joke about child abuse, rape, incest, starvation and suffering. It went on so long I kinda lost concentration until the punchline, which was something about "£3 a month by direct debit".

Didn't have the heart to tell her I didn't get it, so can anyone explain it ?

It's a joke about joining the Tory party, 3 quid a month by direct debit and you get your pick of all of the above. She must have been a socialist worker.

[jamesbrown]

Why did you stop?

Er...

attractive young woman