One day I will get to have a $hit in peace

[PurpleGorilla]

One toilet household usually means a mini purple gorilla wanting a wee or poo when I'm trying to relieve my bowels. Even if I wait till 11pm there is likely to be an emergency wee.

Then you go at work and there's a knock from the cleaners - anyone in. "Yes" you call out. The call of shame. Then you rush wipe and leave with bowel still griping.

The last gig was the worst. Entrance to most loos in view of open plan offices, and militant Eastern European cleaners knocking every five minutes.

Honestly, if you have a multi toilet house or work in an office with facilities that enable a sedate and non pressured crap - you are lucky.

[eek]

YANCOTBAC

Only 1 loo. Please hand your contractor card back as you leave the forum....

[PurpleGorilla]

YANCOTBAC

Only 1 loo. Please hand your contractor card back as you leave the forum....

I'm working on it...

[SimonMac]

MrsMac has cats, the number of times I have been dropping the kids off at the pool while browsing the iPad to be contronted by a cat is frightening, most of the time I don't even realise they are in there with me before I get comfy

[DaveB]

MrsMac has cats, the number of times I have been dropping the kids off at the pool while browsing the iPad to be contronted by a cat is frightening, most of the time I don't even realise they are in there with me before I get comfy

Cat is facinated by the bathroom. He doesnt actvely try and get in with you, but sits right outside the door waiting for you to reappear, before dashing inside, doing a quick circuit of the room and then saiuntering out again.

Doesnt do it for the Office bog, fortunately. Only the upstairs bathroom.

[FatLazyContractor]

Attack the root cause - Constipation.

[DimPrawn]

YANCOTBAC

Only 1 loo. Please hand your contractor card back as you leave the forum....

In London, each 3 foot wide "bathroom" costs another £700k on the mortgage.

[MarillionFan]

As I sit here in peace on the throne I agree with the OP. We are a four throned household, one for each person.

Choosing a throne is like Russian roulette. Regardless of which room I choose in the morning a child or wife will walk in during the most concentrated moment. Not all the rooms have locks so a small child needing a wee/poo/wash/brush of teeth or worse 'i need a drink, the Telly won't work,or Ineed to ask a question that won't wait is sure to bring on bowel cancer at some point

[FatLazyContractor]

As I sit here in peace on the throne I agree with the OP. We are a four throned household, one for each person.

Choosing a throne is like Russian roulette. Regardless of which room I choose in the morning a child or wife will walk in during the most concentrated moment. Not all the rooms have locks so a small child needing a wee/poo/wash/brush of teeth or worse 'i need a drink, the Telly won't work,or Ineed to ask a question that won't wait is sure to bring on bowel cancer at some point

Do you appreciate that the more one eats, the more one sh!ts ?

[psychocandy]

One client had three floors, two bogs (with multiple traps) per floor. So plenty.

Except the cleaners (must have been 6 of them), all turned up at 3-50pm. Had a chat then all went their respective bogs at the same time and all started on the mens first.

Every single bog in the company out of action for 30+ minutes at the same time.....