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    Anyone got any STDs ?

    Well ?
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

    #2
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Well ?
    Our road has a mixture of 01276 and 01252

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      #3
      We are IT geeks, some of us have barely had sex!
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
        We are IT geeks, some of us have barely had sex!
        I did manage to get my hand pregnant a while ago.
        I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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          #5
          I thought I had so I went to the doctors and he confirmed I had VD
          so I said "I must have got it off a toilet seat"
          the doctor said
          "well you must have been chewing it , you've got it in your gums"

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            #6
            Originally posted by GlenW View Post
            I did manage to get my hand pregnant a while ago.
            Does friction burns on the hand count as a STD?
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              #7
              Reminds me of the joke

              What's the most common sexually transmitted disease?

              Children!
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                What's the most common sexually transmitted disease?

                Children!
                They act as a contraceptive too.

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