I was born with the wrong Penis

[EternalOptimist]

My name is EO. I am WrongPenis. You may not have heard of that but it means I was born to normal parents who have a normal plonker and chuff but I identify as being 'differently endowed'. It's not a joke. It's not OK to mock us. It's not easy to live like this.

I always wanted and believed I had a right to an eight inch saus. Instead, I have to make do with ten incher.

[tractor]

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My name is EO. I am WrongPenis. You may not have heard of that but it means I was born to normal parents who have a normal plonker and chuff but I identify as being 'differently endowed'. It's not a joke. It's not OK to mock us. It's not easy to live like this.

I always wanted and believed I had a right to an eight inch saus. Instead, I have to make do with ten incher.

Someone asked me yesterday if I had two feet. And that was in a professional forum

[vetran]

Someone asked me yesterday if I had two feet. And that was in a professional forum

they were trying to tell you to 'jog on'?

[tractor]

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they were trying to tell you to 'jog on'?

Of course they weren't no one on this forum takes 12 paragraphs to say something so simple and still be misunderstood.

[BrilloPad]

Be grateful you aren't Ginger. Or short. Or French.

[TykeMerc]

That's very unfortunate for you EO, maybe you can get re constructive surgery?

[FatLazyContractor]

Are you black?

[MyUserName]

My name is EO. I am WrongPenis. You may not have heard of that but it means I was born to normal parents who have a normal plonker and chuff but I identify as being 'differently endowed'. It's not a joke. It's not OK to mock us. It's not easy to live like this.

I always wanted and believed I had a right to an eight inch saus. Instead, I have to make do with ten incher.

Perhaps if you ask nicely they will use an eight inch one next time?

[EternalOptimist]

Are you black?

Only the end three inches

[OwlHoot]

Of course they weren't no one on this forum takes 12 paragraphs to say something so simple and still be misunderstood.

I do wish people wouldn't underline things - I keep clicking on the words, and nothing happens!