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    the dreaded F word ....

    ... of the day is FAT.

    SCIENTISTS believe that with one careful owner, the male body could last for as long as 120 years. Yet instead, one man in five will die before he reaches the age of 65
    MF - What are your views ?

    #2
    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    ... of the day is FAT.



    MF - What are your views ?
    Your word is not that different. It sounds like fat, but starts with a T and a W.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      SCIENTISTS believe that with one careful owner, the male body could last for as long as 120 years.
      It might not last 120 years - but it will seem like it.

      Anyway, who are these scientists? The new priests. Spouting random nonsense they claim as fact. I get more sense from my local priest...

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        #4
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Your word is not that different. It sounds like fat, but starts with a T and a W.
        With you around, that is 4 of us men who are safe.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          It might not last 120 years - but it will seem like it.

          Anyway, who are these scientists? The new priests. Spouting random nonsense they claim as fact. I get more sense from my local priest...
          So do the choirboys.
          I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            With you around, that is 4 of us men who are safe.
            Does that make any sense in your head?
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Your word is not that different. It sounds like fat, but starts with a T and a W.
              Why do you bring your dear wife into this?

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Does that make any sense in your head?
                "one man in five ". You are fat. So that's you gone at 65. 4 men are safe.

                Actually I give up. Talking to baby bp makes more sense than talking to you.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
                  Why do you bring your dear wife into this?
                  dear? You are being overcharged. I get it for free.

                  HTH

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                    #10
                    No chance, either they will be nagged to death or run out of money eventually from too many divorces and die from stress, overwork or poor diet
                    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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