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    Classic Jobserve Advert

    Project Team Leader Contract


    You will have strong skills in Windows, Exchange Server and SQL 2000 and some experience of managing a small team. You will be in charge of a team of two working on a number of projects. You should be able to produce business reports using a report writing tool such as Crystal. Part of the role is to help the IT Manager deliver increased efficiency to the company through the use of IT. Please note the rate which is not negotiable. This contract would particularly suit someone who has been made redundant and wants immediate work whilst looking for a new job.
    Rate £125 per day

    ROFL.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    Project Team Leader Contract


    You will have strong skills in Windows, Exchange Server and SQL 2000 and some experience of managing a small team. You will be in charge of a team of two working on a number of projects. You should be able to produce business reports using a report writing tool such as Crystal. Part of the role is to help the IT Manager deliver increased efficiency to the company through the use of IT. Please note the rate which is not negotiable. This contract would particularly suit someone who has been made redundant and wants immediate work whilst looking for a new job.
    Rate £125 per day

    ROFL.
    I have a friend who can do it. Do you have the contacts?

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      #3
      Have you applied? Few more years and you get the amount you need to pay off that store of yours. Now that's funny thought!

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        #4
        Look it up Troll.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          "Have you applied? Few more years and you get the amount you need to pay off that store of yours. Now that's funny thought!"

          I can afford to heat my tin of beans up AtW!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan
            This contract would particularly suit someone who has been made redundant and wants immediate work whilst looking for a new job.
            Rate £125 per day
            ROFL

            So in effect they are looking to change thier PM every other week? (Assuming anybody actually goes for it at that rate). What a load of muppets

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan
              Project Team Leader Contract


              You will have strong skills in Windows, Exchange Server and SQL 2000 and some experience of managing a small team. You will be in charge of a team of two working on a number of projects. You should be able to produce business reports using a report writing tool such as Crystal. Part of the role is to help the IT Manager deliver increased efficiency to the company through the use of IT. Please note the rate which is not negotiable. This contract would particularly suit someone who has been made redundant and wants immediate work whilst looking for a new job.
              Rate £125 per day

              ROFL.
              Those who pay peanuts shouldn't be too surprised to find themselves hiring monkeys...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #8
                I saw an advert for a job in a local paper in whilst on holiday in Cyprus, it read something like this.

                Driver wanted for ministerial duties in Nicosia,
                Must be Male, handsome, aged 35-40 and have a clean driving license.

                Feck me... sexist, agist and ugliest all in one ad, employment lawyers would have a field day in this country!
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  That is what I like most about Cyprus (apart from the weather and low tax regime). They don't give a flying **** about political correctness.

                  I like the way they put Armco on the straights but not on the corners of mountain roads where cars might damage it.

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                    #10
                    Yep its still a mans country, no PC bollox yet, I'm waiting for a 2 year support contract to come up in one of the MoD bases.
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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