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MarillionFan
18th June 2015, 14:53
I'm thinking of buying an inflatable hot tub, for the errr, cough, holiday villa. Obviously my main residence MF Towers has a full gym, sauna, swimming pool etc. :nerd

Has anyone bought one, any recommendations for a good one?

eek
18th June 2015, 14:58
Nothing screams common more than an inflatable hot tub....

darmstadt
18th June 2015, 15:04
Sounds like a paddling pool with a camping gas stove under it....

GlenW
18th June 2015, 15:05
http://argos.scene7.com/is/image/Argos/3044128_R_Z026A_UC17690736?$TMB$&wid=312&hei=312

pjclarke
18th June 2015, 15:07
Hot tub owners pretending it’s not a nasty sex pond (http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/hot-tub-owners-pretending-its-not-a-nasty-sex-pond-2013042266204)

MarillionFan
18th June 2015, 15:10
Nothing screams common more than an inflatable hot tub....

It's for my bad back.

TestMangler
18th June 2015, 15:11
http://argos.scene7.com/is/image/Argos/3044128_R_Z026A_UC17690736?$TMB$&wid=312&hei=312

Thanks for that but he has a permie budget. Do they do 12 months interest free ?

FatLazyContractor
18th June 2015, 15:58
I'm thinking of buying an inflatable hot tub, for the errr, cough, holiday villa. Obviously my main residence MF Towers has a full gym, sauna, swimming pool etc. :nerd


We always knew that your wife ran a Massage parlour at home :happy

I'd personally never go for inflatable hot tubs as you are limited to around 40 degrees Celsius. We, here at CUK, would personally like to see you in a tub that can reach between 90 - 100 degrees Celsius.

DimPrawn
18th June 2015, 17:16
Nothing screams common more than an inflatable hot tub....

Agreed, chavtastic, but then a chav is 5 social levels above MF.

MarillionFan
18th June 2015, 17:30
We always knew that your wife ran a Massage parlour at home :happy

I'd personally never go for inflatable hot tubs as you are limited to around 40 degrees Celsius. We, here at CUK, would personally like to see you in a tub that can reach between 90 - 100 degrees Celsius.

Just been to Costco. Spent 15 minutes urmming and ahhhing before deciding.

darmstadt
18th June 2015, 17:49
Time for a hot tub party...

http://i1.wp.com/www.bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/imageshot-tub-party_small.jpg

Halo Jones
19th June 2015, 07:07
Not worth it, we considered one last year but in the end just got a permanent one, obviously 10x the cost but will last more than 10x so a good investment.

vetran
19th June 2015, 08:22
there you go

DIY Hot Tubs (http://www.instructables.com/id/DIY-Hot-Tubs/)

hours of fun.

do warn the neighbours though they may want to sell up.

BrilloPad
19th June 2015, 08:43
How many hookers do you want in there with you?

GlenW
19th June 2015, 08:45
I've never been in a hot tub, what happens to all the bodily fluids and excretions that get in there? Is it just left to slowly degrade into a large bowl of detritus soup?

BrilloPad
19th June 2015, 08:48
I've never been in a hot tub, what happens to all the bodily fluids and excretions that get in there? Is it just left to slowly degrade into a large bowl of detritus soup?

They get sterilized with the heat. So you can't catch aids having sex in them.

HTH

Halo Jones
19th June 2015, 09:13
I've never been in a hot tub, what happens to all the bodily fluids and excretions that get in there? Is it just left to slowly degrade into a large bowl of detritus soup?

Chlorine – same as a swimming pool

MarillionFan
19th June 2015, 09:14
I've never been in a hot tub, what happens to all the bodily fluids and excretions that get in there? Is it just left to slowly degrade into a large bowl of detritus soup?

I was going to say something witty about scraping them off your mum's tits, but I decided that was childish and would keep that thought to myself.

d000hg
19th June 2015, 09:38
Nothing screams common more than an inflatable hot tub....

Other than maybe a trampoline. But who cares, both are fun.

BrilloPad
19th June 2015, 09:44
Other than maybe a trampoline. But who cares, both are fun.

Trampoline cause more broken limbs.

vetran
19th June 2015, 09:45
Other than maybe a trampoline. But who cares, both are fun.

Trampoline common Blimey I must tell the neighbors.

BrilloPad
19th June 2015, 09:47
Trampoline common Blimey I must tell the neighbors.

As long as he is not mentally disabled with a stupid yappy dog.

MarillionFan
19th June 2015, 09:48
Trampoline cause more broken limbs.

No, I think you'll find that's the Suityou School of Driving.

psychocandy
19th June 2015, 10:05
Mates got one and loves it. Uses it nearly every day in the summer.

Must admit Im not so keen on the blowup ones. Remember my big swimming pool (Bestway?) with filter etc.

Flippin cats kept jumping on it and sticking their claws and popping it!

MarillionFan
19th June 2015, 10:09
Mates got one and loves it. Uses it nearly every day in the summer.

Must admit Im not so keen on the blowup ones. Remember my big swimming pool (Bestway?) with filter etc.

Flippin cats kept jumping on it and sticking their claws and popping it!

I decided against in the end. The one in Costco was not so much a blowup, but more one you put together. At 900 quid it was between a blowup (300-500) and a proper one. As I like to bathe in the hot tub naked & then walk around in the cool air I decided against it for now as we have a couple of houses who look over our garden and I didn't want a Wilmslow moment.

BrilloPad
19th June 2015, 10:10
As I like to bathe in the hot tub naked & then walk around

:puke:

d000hg
19th June 2015, 10:44
Trampoline common Blimey I must tell the neighbors.If you walk down any working class street in a NE village, virtually every house has one of those 12-foot ones filling the front or back yard. Look at the gardens of houses backing onto railway lines next time you're on a train too, same thing.

But again, who cares - they're still fun.

vetran
19th June 2015, 11:13
:puke:

agree far TMI!!!!

BrilloPad
26th June 2015, 14:54
http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/why-frolicking-about-in-a-hot-tub-this-summer-might-not-be-a-good-idea--ZJV_7UqgMe