Ok.. after about a decade or so, I give up.
Are hands free tulips real? Or just a tv thing? Like, on tv you see people taking dump while reading a book, etc.
My other half laughs her arse off - but I think maybe she's just see tv reality and being a girl, doesn't get it.
If you're hands free, how do you not dangle against the porcelain? Do you adopt a certain stance? I feel like the victim of a several decades long TV conspiracy to make me think i'm doing it wrong.
Are hands free tulips real? Or just a tv thing? Like, on tv you see people taking dump while reading a book, etc.
My other half laughs her arse off - but I think maybe she's just see tv reality and being a girl, doesn't get it.
If you're hands free, how do you not dangle against the porcelain? Do you adopt a certain stance? I feel like the victim of a several decades long TV conspiracy to make me think i'm doing it wrong.
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