'Free to a good home' Craigslist advert sees dog owner try to re-home his GIRLFRIEND | Daily Mail Online
made me laugh
In the opening line of the message, the man, who lives in the city of Roanoke, Virginia, outlines how his girlfriend does not like his pet dog Molly, before explaining a bit about her.
The advertisement which includes an adorable photo of Molly the beagle, goes through all her attributes in a frank manner.
'She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years,' it states. 'She likes to play games. Not totally trained.'
'Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.'
'stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work'.
'Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!'
He describes his woman as being 'selfish' and 'wicked' and a 'gold digger'.
He ends with: 'Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!'
The advertisement which includes an adorable photo of Molly the beagle, goes through all her attributes in a frank manner.
'She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years,' it states. 'She likes to play games. Not totally trained.'
'Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.'
'stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work'.
'Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!'
He describes his woman as being 'selfish' and 'wicked' and a 'gold digger'.
He ends with: 'Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!'
