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vetran
25th June 2015, 08:41
'Free to a good home' Craigslist advert sees dog owner try to re-home his GIRLFRIEND | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3137995/Purebred-stays-night-yapping-not-totally-trained-Dog-owner-s-hilarious-bid-home-GIRLFRIEND-tells-choose-pet-her.html)




In the opening line of the message, the man, who lives in the city of Roanoke, Virginia, outlines how his girlfriend does not like his pet dog Molly, before explaining a bit about her.

The advertisement which includes an adorable photo of Molly the beagle, goes through all her attributes in a frank manner.

'She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years,' it states. 'She likes to play games. Not totally trained.'

'Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.'


'stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work'.

'Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!'

He describes his woman as being 'selfish' and 'wicked' and a 'gold digger'.

He ends with: 'Come and get her! Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!'

made me laugh