Lost Love

[I just need to test it]

My boy, just so everyone's aware, is the first person in history to ever have his heart broken by a woman. Though of course it does feel like that when it's you, doesn't it?

He has progressed (very loose use of that expression) from lying on the settee looking morose to posting needy tulip on Facebook (she's still a FB friend).

Somehow I seem incapable of offering moral support beyond "There there. It'll all feel better in a while" though I have discouraged him from posting more crap on FB.

If anyone has any helpful anecdotes to share of how they coped in similar situations I will be sure to pass them on. Thanks.

[tarbera]

My boy, just so everyone's aware, is the first person in history to ever have his heart broken by a woman. Though of course it does feel like that when it's you, doesn't it?

He has progressed (very loose use of that expression) from lying on the settee looking morose to posting needy tulip on Facebook (she's still a FB friend).

Somehow I seem incapable of offering moral support beyond "There there. It'll all feel better in a while" though I have discouraged him from posting more crap on FB.

If anyone has any helpful anecdotes to share of how they coped in similar situations I will be sure to pass them on. Thanks.

Revenge porn seems to be popular

[alphadog]

Any chance that he could snog her best friend?

[original PM]

got drunk

had rebound sex

felt better

rinse n repeat!

[vetran]

why did they break up?

[TestMangler]

got drunk

had rebound sex

felt better

rinse n repeat!

This ^^

Are you a contractor ? Get him a £200 an hour hooker in from punternet. That should stiffen his socks and clear the custard.

[oscarose]

This too will pass.

[I just need to test it]

All excellent suggestions so far.

why did they break up?

Ah, an evil woman seduced him.

[original PM]

All excellent suggestions so far.



Ah, an evil woman seduced him.

So in a nutshell

He boned another woman his girlfriend found out and dumped him and now he is all 'Woe is me'

You possibly want to point him at this site for a reality check.....

[mudskipper]

What becomes of the broken-hearted?
They're drunk for a few weeks
And then back where they started
So pass me the wine, a cigarette too
We've about a week and a half to get through

Art Brut - People in Love