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Begging Letter

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    Begging Letter

    I'm not sure I'm going to have enough cash in my personal account to pay my higher rate tax at the end of January. Can anyone give me 20 grand?

    I was going to put a small ad in the back of Private Eye but I thought I'd try here first.
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

    #2
    Have you tried selling

    one of your buy-to-lets, or the restaurant?
    Oh, sorry, that's somebody else entirely, isn't it.
    Why not?

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      #3
      There's a Nigerian bloke, Mr. Oboe-Banjo (he's quite musical, I'm told) who's giving away a few million if you send him your account details.

      HTH
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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