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Dying for a Sh@g

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    Dying for a Sh@g

    I been thinking what to do with my leap-second this year.
    Then it hit me - BAM

    why not have a quickie ???

    blooming obv really
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I been thinking what to do with my leap-second this year.
    Then it hit me - BAM

    why not have a quickie ???

    blooming obv really
    In one second? Good luck with that!

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      #3
      How can you even think of one in this hot weather man?

      I would even reject a shag from Salma Hayek in this fecked up weather. Where are the rains and snow when you need them?

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        #4
        DIY: Flatworm uses 'hypodermic penis' to inject sperm into own head | Science | The Guardian
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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