NSFW - I only wanted to watch a Christmas Movie

**FatLazyContractor** · 2 July 2015, 17:45

Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Obviously, I chose the top option.

Of course you did. You are neither a mom nor are home alone (you seem to have a pizza for company).

**VectraMan** · 2 July 2015, 18:27

As a fellow middle aged man I sympathise. I frequently find myself looking for a kids film when staying in a hotel or whatever and ending up with porn.

**greenlake** · 2 July 2015, 18:50

Stick to the classics like Sesame Street....

**TheFaQQer** · 2 July 2015, 19:38

Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

As a fellow middle aged man I sympathise. I frequently find myself looking for a kids film when staying in a hotel or whatever and ending up with porn.

Sophie: Oh, Ben. Mr. Partridge was just saying that he couldn’t see ‘Bangkok Chick-boys’ from his bathroom.
Ben: Well you can if you angle the mirror by the door. Do you want me to show you?
Alan: No! I only watched it for five minutes. The remote control’s confusing.
Ben: what you will have done is, when it flashed up on your screen, ‘Do you want to watch Bangkok Chick-boys?’ you must have pressed the button that said ‘yes’.
Alan: Yeah, well, as I say, it’s very confusing.

NSFW - I only wanted to watch a Christmas Movie