Adopt-A-Greek

[EternalOptimist]

I never get swayed by those TV ads that want me to adopt a snow-leopard or a polar bear, but these are our fellow Europeans!!
I aim to set up an Adopt-A-Greek service.

For a few quid a week you get to support a Greek person and get a card once a year on 'Bailout Day'
They will send you letters telling you how they are doing and say prayers for you every night. If you pay the air fare, they will come to stay and teach you their Greek ways. One day a year you can go 'Full on Greek' by taking your tie off and refusing to pay your mortgage

[NickFitz]

I never get swayed by those TV ads that want me to adopt a snow-leopard or a polar bear, but these are our fellow Europeans!!
I aim to set up an Adopt-A-Greek service.

For a few quid a week you get to support a Greek person and get a card once a year on 'Bailout Day'
They will send you letters telling you how they are doing and say prayers for you every night. If you pay the air fare, they will come to stay and teach you their Greek ways. One day a year you can go 'Full on Greek' by taking your tie off and refusing to pay your mortgage

You could model it on Rent a German

[darmstadt]

I think the Queen beat you to it

[EternalOptimist]

I think the Queen beat you to it

aye.
another example of the Germans being screwed by the Greeks

[BrilloPad]

I already have one working in my brothel. How many am I allowed?

[TestMangler]

I already have one working in my brothel. How many am I allowed?

"Doing Greek" & "Being Greek" are not the same thing.