Contract of the day

**DimPrawn** · 17 July 2015, 12:53

Bob, your contract has arrived!

**MasterBlaster** · 17 July 2015, 12:55

Very much so...

**PurpleGorilla** · 17 July 2015, 13:00

210 - 220 working days / year...

FTS!

**AJ1982** · 17 July 2015, 13:25

Originally posted by MasterBlaster View Post

The rate is very low at £100 per day

SHIFT + DELETE followed by enter

(For those on a mobile device)

Swipe, Swipe, Press, Press, put phone back in pocket

**SlipTheJab** · 17 July 2015, 13:39

Originally posted by MasterBlaster View Post

Any takers?

Hi MasterBlaster,

I need to ask your help please.

Apologies if you have already received this however a key client of mine in Crewe need an ASP.Net Developer for a three month contract to start on site this Monday. We cannot offer any remote working for this role as you will be working with highly sensitive IP with a major brand name.*

The rate is very low at £100 per day but unfortunately there is no flexibility in this due to an agreement they have with their client.*

I have educated them on the rate and they are fully aware however we cannot move this.*

If you are available / interested or know someone that would be please can you contact me ASAP.*

Factor in permie benefits and you would be better off flipping burgers at Maccie D's or stacking shelves at Lidl FFS

**MicrosoftBob** · 17 July 2015, 13:47

Must be a typo, that's per hour right ?

**DimPrawn** · 17 July 2015, 13:54

I'm sure some of you northern monkeys would jump at the chance.

Down south £100 a day is what you pay an immigrant to wash your car.

**MasterBlaster** · 17 July 2015, 14:01

Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post

Must be a typo, that's per hour right ?

I was tempted to reply and ask if he had any expectation on someone actually applying for this role.

**FatLazyContractor** · 17 July 2015, 14:25

Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Down south £100 a day is what you pay an immigrant to wash your car.

That explains Suity's profession !!!

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