Driving on wrong side of M4 for 7 miles!!!

**AtW** · 29 September 2006, 14:27

Ah, looks like we won't have witty remarks from DimPrawn for at least 3 months - he sure won't be let out early for good behavior, his real name sure sucks

**Mordac** · 29 September 2006, 14:28

What the Judge should have given him is a free one-way ticket back to Yemen.

**zeitghost** · 29 September 2006, 14:35

I assume that this one had eyes...

unlike the clown the other week.

**lilelvis2000** · 29 September 2006, 20:38

Reminds me of the time I was in York, driving on the wrong side of the street. And the time in Blackburn, and the time in Rochdale, and the time in Cheetham hill (but then everyone drives on the wrong side there). Haven't tried a motorway yet though.

**Board Game Geek** · 30 September 2006, 02:47

Actually, I'm rather looking forward to retirement, because it seems that you you have carte blanche to get away with such vehicular and non-vehicular mischief, and blame it (rightly or wrongly) on being doo-lally.

Let's be honest..Retirement is the Impending Signal to Die, so if you have an extra few years, you may as well enjoy them before you croak it. See "Waiting for God".

Mind you, I had an interesting discussion with a mate, who said that he wanted to go out in a blaze of random senselessness.

Belltower, Sniper Rifle, random targets.

I asked him what the motive was and he replied "None. None whatsoever. Because that pi55es off the the Police and the grieving families.They WANT answers and there ARE none. They want to know their little girl/husband/whatever didnt die in vain...when in fact they did."

I thought about his words, and I think he had a point.

Tomorrow, your loved one, or you, will walk in the front of a pair of crosshairs. And the trigger may be pulled. For no reason at all. And the body will fall, lifeless to the floor.

Can you reconcile that ? Can you appreciate death without meaning ?

**Troll** · 30 September 2006, 07:39

Originally posted by Board Game Geek

Actually, I'm rather looking forward to retirement, because it seems that you you have carte blanche to get away with such vehicular and non-vehicular mischief, and blame it (rightly or wrongly) on being doo-lally.

Let's be honest..Retirement is the Impending Signal to Die, so if you have an extra few years, you may as well enjoy them before you croak it. See "Waiting for God".

Mind you, I had an interesting discussion with a mate, who said that he wanted to go out in a blaze of random senselessness.

Belltower, Sniper Rifle, random targets.

I asked him what the motive was and he replied "None. None whatsoever. Because that pi55es off the the Police and the grieving families.They WANT answers and there ARE none. They want to know their little girl/husband/whatever didnt die in vain...when in fact they did."

I thought about his words, and I think he had a point.

Tomorrow, your loved one, or you, will walk in the front of a pair of crosshairs. And the trigger may be pulled. For no reason at all. And the body will fall, lifeless to the floor.

Can you reconcile that ? Can you appreciate death without meaning ?

This concept needs updating and for maximum effect should be directed only at Labour party leaders/party workers/voters

**xoggoth** · 30 September 2006, 08:29

My plan was always to jump off the Clifton suspension bridge and land on the queen mother. I really must get round to updating it.

**wendigo100** · 30 September 2006, 12:40

Originally posted by Pondlife

Motorway wrong-way driver banned
A 63-year-old man has been banned from driving for five years after he admitted driving seven miles down the M4 near Swindon in the wrong direction.

Turns out he can't read, so he couldn't read the road signs.

Nobody can explain how he got his licence in the first place. Un-PC not to give him one I suppose.

**zeitghost** · 30 September 2006, 14:30

You mean he actually had a licence?

Duw.

There's posh then.

Driving on wrong side of M4 for 7 miles!!!