Quick poll of CUKKers

[AtW]

Just 5 quick questions, add 1 point for each Yes answer and 0 for No:

1. Are you a power junkie?

2. Are you a manupulator?

3. Are you an egotistical bragger?

4. Are you a superficial charmer?

5. Are you an average Joe?

I'll start - got 0 points.

[mudskipper]

Just 5 quick questions, for each answered as Yes please add 1 point, and add them up at the end:

1. Are you a power junkie?

2. Are you a manupulator?

3. Are you an egotistical bragger?

4. Are you a superficial charmer?

5. Are you an average Joe?

I'll start - got 0 points.

Why would anyone answer "Yes please"?

[AtW]

Why would anyone answer "Yes please"?

Because it's a magic word?

[xoggoth]

You've been reading The Daily Mail ain't ya?

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[vetran]

Suity did you vote for number 2?

[MarillionFan]

4 out of five! Nothing average about me.
What do I win?

[NibblyPig]

1. How dare you speak to me peasant

2. How dare you speak to me peasant

3. How dare you speak to me peasant

4. How dare you speak to me peasant

5. How dare you speak to me peasant

[suityou01]

4 out of five! Nothing average about me.
Who do I win?

FTFY

[suityou01]

Suity did you vote for number 2?

Don't know what a "manupulator" is, for that reason I'm out.

[d000hg]

Don't know what a "manupulator" is, for that reason I'm out.

It sounds grubby.