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vetran
23rd July 2015, 15:43
Shreddies jeans prevent anyone knowing you have broken wind | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3171872/The-100-jeans-prevent-knowing-broken-wind-neutralising-smell-chemical-warfare-technology.html)


Jeans that trump the rest! The £100 denims that prevent anyone knowing you have broken wind... by neutralising the smell with chemical warfare technology
Leicester based Shreddies have released odour eliminating clothing
The pyjamas and jeans use the same technology as chemical warfare suits to rid the wearer of embarrassing flatulence smells
Shreddies are particularly useful for sufferers of digestive disorders

finally!

GlenW
23rd July 2015, 15:47
Shreddies jeans prevent anyone knowing you have broken wind | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3171872/The-100-jeans-prevent-knowing-broken-wind-neutralising-smell-chemical-warfare-technology.html)



finally!
Why would anyone want to hide their smelly fart smells? Dropping one in a lift is one of life's great pleasures.

WordIsBond
24th July 2015, 06:49
If it doesn't squelch the noise, too, people would think you are all sound and no substance. :eek

barrydidit
24th July 2015, 06:56
In the same way I'm always having to wash the bloody filter on the dyson, I'm pretty sure these would work fine for an hour or so and then become ineffective :ohwell

NibblyPig
24th July 2015, 07:41
Shreddies?

Keep thunder locked up till lunch