What's going on with role titles these days?

[suityou01]

Sorry to sound like an

"Functional Business Analyst" - Well I would hope so. Why feel the need to specify they should be functioning? Doesn't jobserve charge by the letter?

"Developer in Test" - Weird. Why you you want a developer that is still being tested? Surely you want one that has passed all his exams and is all grown up with some real world experience?

"DevOps Developer" - A frickin what now? Does this mean a developer with only one giant eye in the middle of his forehead?

"Digital Business Analyst" - Err, right. Does this mean he has a metal letter H in the middle of his forehead? Isn't everything digital these days? Is there much call for analogue Business Analysts these days?

Feel free to add your own bulltulip role titles, I could do with a giggle.

[barrydidit]

I saw 'Graduate SME' on LinkedIn once. That one tickled me

Mind you, the tart in question was doing summat at Lloyds so probably was quite SME-ish if she'd been there >6 months.

[DimPrawn]

Haven't seen "Evangelist Developer" for a while, a sort of wild eyed, shouty developer that many clients seem to behold as a gift from god.

[MicrosoftBob]

Ninja web designer, no doubt posted by some beardy hipster

[oracleslave]

Haven't seen "Evangelist Developer" for a while, a sort of wild eyed, shouty developer that many clients seem to behold as a gift from god.

Is that not Doogie's custom title?

Saw Chief Visionary Officer on linkedin the other day that made me think wtf.

[mudskipper]

web superhero

[DimPrawn]

web superhero

Must know (list every web technology ever produced), market rates (£20/hr).

[suityou01]

Must know (list every web technology ever produced), market rates (£20/hr).

dont forget Prince2 certified, client facing.

[d000hg]

Haven't seen "Evangelist Developer" for a while, a sort of wild eyed, shouty developer that many clients seem to behold as a gift from god.

A friend applied for a job recently as a "Mapping Evangelist" for Nokia.

[stek]

On BT Spine we had a 'Contractor Missing Timesheet Manager' - which implies there was a team of them...