Beckham (again)

[wendigo100]

Over the last few days I've noticed three blokes sporting Man Utd shirts with Beckham on the back. As he left three years ago, I'm wondering why:

Do they know something I don't? Are they simply too poor to buy a new shirt? Are they really Beckham?

Or are they just as thick as fuck?

[Mordac]

Or are they just as thick as fuck?

I think the fact they are ManU fans answers your question quite nicely...

(ahhh, so that's how you get round the profanity police...)

[AtW]

Smart.

[Troll]

Ingenious

[thunderlizard]

Thick as in "doesn't slavishly buy the brand new shirt every season because it'll be basically the same as last season's anyway" kind of thick?

[stackpole]

Thick as in "doesn't slavishly buy the brand new shirt every season because it'll be basically the same as last season's anyway" kind of thick?

No, thick as in "bought the shirt in the first place, presumably to impress even thicker thickies who might believe he is the great man himself!"

Here's a tip: if you see a fat, 40-ish chav wearing a replica shirt with Beckham on it, go up to him and say "Can I have your autograph please David?" Then

And if he's with his sweaty plumper of a chav wife, point to her and add "fucking hell Posh, what's happened to you?"

That will cheer the both of them up! It helps to be wearing running shoes though.

[ratewhore]

fuck

marvellous...