£5 to invest

[DimPrawn]

I have £5 to invest.

Aim is to turn it into £1000 as quickly as possible.

[MicrosoftBob]

Try organising coke snorting parties with MP and Lords, easy money

[sal]

Buy 5 cheeseburgers from McDonald's, your body will turn them into fat, suck the fat out with liposuction and use it to make luxury soap bars, sell the soap bars - profit ££

[d000hg]

Try organising coke snorting parties with MP and Lords, easy money

I think you need more than £5 seed money.

[unixman]

I have a lucrative Plan B investing in the pasta mines of outer Kamchatka. I'll cut you in, minimum investment £5, only one per household.

[alphadog]

Should be enough for a deposit on a BTL in Plauen (Germany)...

2 Zimmer Dachgeschosswohnung zum Kauf in Plauen mit 48 qm (ScoutId 74576152)

[DimPrawn]

Come on where's your creativity!

How can I turn £5 into £1000, low risk, and quickly.

[alphadog]

How about buying a financial services company by forcing it to take out a loan to pay for you to purchase them. Right out of the Richard Branson playbook. Boom.

[Bacchus]

Come on where's your creativity!

How can I turn £5 into £1000, low risk, and quickly.

spend it on a travel card and go and do a day's contracting in London

Simple.

[OwlHoot]

I have a lucrative Plan B investing in the pasta mines of outer Kamchatka. I'll cut you in, minimum investment £5, only one per household.

Or you could mine pasta from inside a neutron star

Snag is the nearest ones are some way further than even Kamchatka, and the gravity and heat and magnetic fields might be a problem