Plan B

[pjclarke]

(a) Stalk a pie-fancying frequent flyer ;-)

(b) Book a seat next to them on the plane

(c) Sue for injuries caused by avoiding the rolls of flesh spilling over the armrest.

[vwdan]

To be fair, that sounds absolutely bloody grim.

[DimPrawn]

Poor bugger, having MF sat next to them the whole flight.....

[FatLazyContractor]

I agree, that fat bastard should have paid for two seats instead of one

Two separate window seats ...

[AtW]

Poor bugger, having MF sat next to them the whole flight.....

MF is flying 1st Class only.

[FatLazyContractor]

MF is dreaming 1st Class only.

FTFY