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Healthy IT contractor's lunch

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    Healthy IT contractor's lunch

    On a big american sized plate:
    1) sliced cucumber
    2) cut tomato
    3) 3 sea foot sticks
    4) one boiled egg
    5) thin slice of smoked salmon
    6) a spon of tuna chunk in oil
    7) one ray bread slice (very thin)
    8) few radish thingies
    9) two large spoons of green round things that I can't remember name but they taste great
    10) two green onion plants

    All washed with with large cup of Orange juice.

    #2
    Originally posted by AtW
    On a big american sized plate:
    1) sliced cucumber
    2) cut tomato
    3) 3 sea foot sticks
    4) one boiled egg
    5) thin slice of smoked salmon
    6) a spon of tuna chunk in oil
    7) one ray bread slice (very thin)
    8) few radish thingies
    9) two large spoons of green round things that I can't remember name but they taste great
    10) two green onion plants

    All washed with with large cup of Orange juice.
    Wot on earth is a 'Sea Foot Stick'... or a 'ray bread slice'?

    and does anyone really eat an entire plant for lunch, let alone two???!

    Alexei, this diet of yours is getting a bit weird.

    Try the Stella Artois method. You get so p*ssed you forget to eat.
    Vieze Oude Man

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      #3
      He's right. That's one weird meal!

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        #4
        Sounds like plate full of last weeks leftovers.

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW
          9) two large spoons of green round things that I can't remember name but they taste great
          Gallbladders?
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #6
            Melons?

            (See also, "test please delete")

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              #7
              capers?

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                #8
                Sprouts?

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                  #9
                  Pluots?
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Toad
                    Sounds like plate full of last weeks leftovers.

                    Would you order "Toad-in-the-Hole" in Hong Kong?

                    or even worse in a gay bar...
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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