Recruiter with surname Tulip

[Eirikur]

Contacted me today and it made me laugh out loud, almost spit out my coffee.
Was perm job anyway

[AtW]

[BrilloPad]

Mathematically speaking its quite likely.

Take 85 people at random who went to primary school in the UK. There are 5000 to choose from. 50% chance that 2 of those 85 will have been to same primary.

[NibblyPig]

A perm job you say? Could it possibly be 'exciting' and 'unmissable'?

I know you're a contractor, and your CV is a contractor CV, and your job history is contracts, and your linkedin status says you're in a contract, and your linkedin status also says you're available for new contracts from October, and I know you've put your LTD into your linkedin profile, but I have the most exciting opportunity paying up to 30k for the right candidate, as a javascript and css front end developer in a car park just outside wotton-under-edge. Does that sound of interest to you?

[greenlake]

Recruiter with surname Tulip

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Decorated-Mo.../dp/B001D50IPS

[pr1]

Mathematically speaking its quite likely.

Take 85 people at random who went to primary school in the UK. There are 5000 to choose from. 50% chance that 2 of those 85 will have been to same primary.

fun fact but doesn't really apply to the chance of someone having a certain surname , so "mathematically" it's irrelevant

[DimPrawn]

A perm job you say? Could it possibly be 'exciting' and 'unmissable'?

I know you're a contractor, and your CV is a contractor CV, and your job history is contracts, and your linkedin status says you're in a contract, and your linkedin status also says you're available for new contracts from October, and I know you've put your LTD into your linkedin profile, but I have the most exciting opportunity paying up to 30k for the right candidate, as a javascript and css front end developer in a car park just outside wotton-under-edge. Does that sound of interest to you?

Paying up to £30K means pays £20K.

Yes, we are awash with the "exciting and unmissable opportunities" to earn the same as a trainee painter and decorator whilst sitting in a Bob filled portacabin in a car park in Luton for 11 hours a day.

[Sausage Surprise]

My first house was in Tulip Court - I believe it was the name of the builder.

[jmo21]

A perm job you say? Could it possibly be 'exciting' and 'unmissable'?

I know you're a contractor, and your CV is a contractor CV, and your job history is contracts, and your linkedin status says you're in a contract, and your linkedin status also says you're available for new contracts from October, and I know you've put your LTD into your linkedin profile, but I have the most exciting opportunity paying up to 30k for the right candidate, as a javascript and css front end developer in a car park just outside wotton-under-edge. Does that sound of interest to you?

It takes every fiber of my being to not blurt out "**** no" when an agent asks this on the phone.

[PurpleGorilla]

It takes every fiber of my being to not blurt out "**** no" when an agent asks this on the phone.

"Ok, thanks, do you know anyone else who might be interested..."

Nnnnnggghhhhhooooo!