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    Be afraid, be very afraid

    Man updates to Windows 10 to find porn collection as screensaver | Daily Mail Online

    Man updates his PC to Windows 10 ... only for his wife to find his entire PORN collection has been transformed into a slideshow on repeat
    Reddit user FalloutBoS left his PC on overnight to update to Windows 10
    His wife woke in the morning to find his porn collection as a screensaver
    The user posted the story as a warning to others updating to new OS
    Pictures are automatically taken from the My Pictures folder to make slideshows that run on the screen when inactive
    oops
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
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    He hid his porn collection in the My Pictures folder?

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      I've heard that Windows 10 is bristling with internal loggers, including if one can believe it an official keystroke logger, which transmits back to Microsoft every detail of your PC use, including literally every word you type, doubtless to personalise your PC experience or some such guff.

      Time methinks to consider switching to Linux Mint or a similar linux distro (which can run most Windows and .NET apps via Wine and similar)

      OH in "if you don't pay for the product, you are the product" mode
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        Originally posted by administrator View Post
        He hid his porn collection in the My Pictures folder?
        Where do you keep your porn collection?

        I bet AtW keeps his squirrel pics well hidden.

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Where do you keep your porn collection?

          I bet AtW keeps his squirrel pics well hidden.
          Why hide it when the missus wants to watch it as well
          Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

          No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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            I thought standard practice was to store your Gentlemen's Picture Collection in your music folder, under "Jazz". No one would ever look in there.
            Originally posted by Nigel Farage MEP - 2016-06-24 04:00:00
            "I hope this victory brings down this failed project and leads us to a Europe of sovereign nation states, trading together, being friends together, cooperating together, and let's get rid of the flag, the anthem, Brussels, and all that has gone wrong."

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              Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
              Why hide it when the missus is in it
              FTFY
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                My missus is a porn star. I'm dead when she finds out.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                  I've heard that Windows 10 is bristling with internal loggers, including if one can believe it an official keystroke logger, ...
                  30 Ways Your Windows 10 Computer Phones Home to Microsoft
                  Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                    Originally posted by rl4engc View Post
                    I thought standard practice was to store your Gentlemen's Picture Collection in your music folder, under "Jizz". No one would ever look in there.
                    FTFY

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