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Own up, which one of you was it?

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    Own up, which one of you was it?

    Downing Street knifeman arrested.
    Police confirmed Tony Blair was inside at the time of the incident
    A knifeman has been arrested after scaling the fence into the secure area outside the prime minister's residence in Downing Street.
    From the BBC

    #2
    Originally posted by Pondlife

    A list of suspects can probably be provided by trawling the member list for those recently banned or otherwise disspeared
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #3
      He was probably trying to peek at Cherie in her underwear. Knife was for self-defence.

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        #4
        It was Chico, concerned that El Presidente was not doing enough to hasten the end of the world in the Middle East
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          I wonder

          Whether he will be detained under the terrorism act?
          There are no evil thoughts except one: the refusal to think

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru
            It was Chico, concerned that El Presidente was not doing enough to hasten the end of the world in the Middle East

            Other suspects would be :

            Threaded trying retrieve a chicken and mushroom pie left behind when he was visiting Gladstone in his time machine.

            Caribean Pirate who was actually trying to get to Gordo at No. 11 to "Sort out" his tax situation.

            Andyw - Well, just because he's Andyw really.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              Perhaps he should n't have jumped the queue

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                #8
                Originally posted by DaveB
                Other suspects would be :

                ...

                Andyw - Well, just because he's Andyw really.
                Looking for a spot of anal fisting?
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW
                  He was probably trying to peek at Cherie in her underwear. Knife was for self-defence.
                  Well at least his has his temporary insanity defence in court nailed if this was the case, I can't see anybody not beliving he was off his rocker

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sunnysan
                    I wonder Whether he will be detained under the terrorism act?
                    Depends on his colour / religion !
                    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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