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    Attention women

    WOMEN'S SIX MOST HATED WORDS

    1. Moist

    2. Squirt

    3. Panties

    4. Chunky

    5. Curd

    6. Flap

    According to the Daily Fail


    #2
    you sure on number 4?


    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      I it was DimPrawn?

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        #4
        So next phone to 'er indoors should go something like this

        Are you sitting comfortably ?

        Are you moist ?

        Are you squirting in your panties ?

        How is your chunky curd flap ?
        Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

        No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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          #5
          why curd?

          I can understand the rest but why curd?

          can anyone enlighten me as to the why it is so offensive?

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            #6
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            why curd?

            I can understand the rest but why curd?

            can anyone enlighten me as to the why it is so offensive?
            It is only offensive to women who don't wash their private's as much as they should, hygienically challenged men have the same problem with the term cheese.
            I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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              #7
              In my experience the most offensive words for a female are


              1.Frothing

              2.Flange

              3.Nipple-Grease

              4.Saddlebag Flaps

              5.Tropical
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                #8
                Originally posted by GlenW View Post
                It is only offensive to women who don't wash their private's as much as they should, hygienically challenged men have the same problem with the term cheese.
                Glad I asked...


                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                In my experience the most offensive words for a female are


                1.Frothing

                2.Flange

                3.Nipple-Grease

                4.Saddlebag Flaps

                5.Tropical
                Again I am the dunce..

                Tropical????

                :-SS

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                  #9
                  Where are Beef curtains?

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                    #10
                    Where are Beef curtains?

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