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What is your worst parenting mistake?
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Becoming one?The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist -
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Shooting lessons and Sambucca.I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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Originally posted by LondonManc View PostBecoming one?Comment
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I knew a bloke who reckoned his kids were all c*nts
he blamed his wife though. because if he had his way
they would all be @rseHoles **
**there is a fair chance that I made this up, in order to get a laff(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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When Bacchus minimus was a tiddler I used to play around with words and we had a "sort of" code...
I got into trouble one day when his mum picked him up from Nursery, she was taken to one side and told in hushed tones that, when asked whether he wanted a snack, he replied ""yes, please, chips and lager"
(This was Ribena)Comment
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Teaching MF04 that the correct way to greet a primary school teacher was to give them the middle finger and say '**** you, you sponging, money grabbing socialist'. I should never have taught him the word money, he's asked for a rise in pocket money.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Believing a woman when she said she didn't want childrenSocialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Mrs BP's was calling a lorry driver a piece of knob cheese in front of a 15 month old who never spoke(except at 9 months to say mum, dad, door). He then repeated it several times. She was mortified. I could not stop laughing.Comment
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