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HMRC think you are tax evading scum - what will you do?

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    HMRC think you are tax evading scum - what will you do?

    HMRC think you are tax evading scum - what will you do?
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    Whine and moan - then bend over and take it
    31.58%
    6
    Hide in AndyW Mum's bosum
    68.42%
    13

    #2
    Vote UKIP. Simples.

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      #3
      Take a job close to home, earn less, pay less tax to hmrc, commute less, and let them find someone else to fund Gordons debt mountain
      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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        #4
        I don't do silly long commutes or stay away from home, so it's not such a big issue to me, it's more the broad brush "you are permies, no expenses for your company, but big Co there can claim" that gets me.

        I do hope people here can remember this come the next general election (but please don't vote Labour unless you want to be unemployed for 5 years).

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          #5
          Sell up, move to Wales and grow sheep..
          Do what thou wilt

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            #6
            Close up shop, retrain in a trade and get paid cash in hand while sticking two fingers up to HMRC
            In Scooter we trust

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              #7
              Originally posted by Dark Black View Post
              Sell up, move to Wales and pimp sheep..
              FTFY
              Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

              No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                #8
                Start a new career correcting the spelling on internet web polls.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  Vote UKIP. Simples.
                  Didn't you try that already?
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Didn't you try that already?
                    Nah. He voted Tory but that's too embarrassing so now he says he voted UKIP
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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